Visual Consumer: 2004

Friday, December 31, 2004

This site was more fun when it was less organized

Yet, still presented for your approval. Or not. I don't care, I think it is amusing. Bum Wines

Probably the only money I give to China

And, with a smile on my face. They are legal here in Texas, and New Years means blowing several hundred dollars on Black Cat fireworks. Mostly mortars. Stinks of gunpower around here. Woot!

Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that

Independent Woman - played by kittens - Joel Veitch rathergood.com, music by Elbow
And yes, I know that this is ancient, and that there is newer stuff at rathergood.com, but I still like this one.

Santa Santa Santa Badger Style

I don't get the original either, but here for your holiday amusement is Santa Santa Santa Badger Style

Hat tip

Tip of the hat to Steve's Blog for the mention of Visual Consumer in his blog

Roger L. Simon: Mystery Novelist and Screenwriter

This is one of the blogs I check at least once daily. I found it linked through a post he made on Memeorandum, which is also worth a daily look

I know this is old

But now they sell refrigerator magnets at the Church Sign Generator web site

Yeah, the site is in German

Stop whining about that and go make yourself a funny fake ID

Damn those greedy corporations and Wall St. villains!

The little rat bastards got together and are donating $95 Million in aid to tsunami victims.

Odd bribery for viewership from PBS?

PBS Program Club: Start a Club and they will send you a gift basket from GourmetFoodMall.com

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Windows Files Database

WTF is that process? Go look it up at Windows Files Database

Why would the US band with a few other countries to co-ordinate delivering aid to the tsunami victims, instead of going through the UN? Hmm... Perhaps because of little things like the multi-billion dollar Oil for Food scam? Anyway, this whiney internationalist idiotarian is objecting.

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Tsunami image overload

NBC10.com - News - Once In A Lifetime: Tsunami Images

Second try at the HP holiday card

Holiday Greetings

Humor mixing Iraq and the biased MSM reporting on it

Can be found here

This moonbat needs punching in the face

You knew the lefty idiotarians would find a way to blame Bush for the earthquake and tidal waves.

Saturday, December 18, 2004

Your reading list for today

Done With Mirrors

Victor Davis Hanson Quotes

Iraq through Iraqi's eyes

Cracked Icons

A real American hero

Monday, December 13, 2004

Digital Matrix - AirSnare - Intrusion Detection software

IDS widget for your wireless network

Sunday, December 12, 2004

SafeXP

Single GUI of tweaks for Safer XP

Saturday, December 11, 2004

S**tBegone Toilet Paper

The product name says it all
The person hawking it is a lefty idiotarian Blue state fucktard, but whatever. Still funny.

Christmas Games

Err, uh...

A very unusual audition tape

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Don't throw those nose goblins away quite so fast...

Amazon.com: Books: Boogers Are Blessings

hack a day - www.hackaday.com

Serving up a fresh hack each day

Oh My God It Burns!

Oh My God It Burns! looks like an original Rusty expirement. Like the time he distilled that quacky wine into a brandy of sorts. Hmm.

Friday, November 26, 2004

Midget? Bullfight? Bad idea?

Yeah, bad idea

Saturday, November 20, 2004

Someone let SheepFlossie out of his cage again

With the expected result

WWIII in ASCII

feuerfrei

Nuclear sub VR tour

Requires Quicktime VR

Three Minute Web Games

Available on KLorg! Interactive

Auto Express

Now this is just stupid

Critical Section - The Tyranny of Email

One big rule and four guidelines

Yiddish with Dick and Jane

VidLit� - Yiddish with Dick and Jane - An educational recitation from the bestselling parody by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman

Friday, November 19, 2004

Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight - m4m

Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight - m4m. Hmm. This is on a site called Craig's list. No one I know though right?

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Ah, yes. Black Friday 2004 is coming up soon!

Black Friday 2004 - The OFFICIAL Site for the Hottest Day of the Year

Internet based hunting?!?!?

CNN.com - That moose may soon be just a mouse click away - Nov 16, 2004

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

eBay Pulse - : Trends, Hot Picks, Cool Stuff

She has her good days, and her bad days....

...but we never get tired of looking at Maria

Mug shots - Mugshots.com - Biggest Directory of Mug shots on the internet

Not sure why someone did this

Werewolves of Brooklyn?

Dude has a blog about, uh, being a werewolf...

Monday, November 15, 2004

Some of the worst cultural pandering I've seen

Welcome to McDonald's Asian Pacific Islander Americans - i'm lovin' it!

Sunday, November 14, 2004

Use Firefox for this, not IE

Doodie.com: S**t, poop and crap humor

Da whizzles be da shizzles

The new gangsta car

It's PiPi Max! [should be peepee max, IMHO]

Batteries not included, of course

The Ten Worst Media Distortions of Campaign 2004

According to the Media Research Center

FAQ : HURRICANES, TYPHOONS, AND TROPICAL CYCLONES

The short answer to why we don't use nukes to knock them out

Funny viral ad about a wedding gone wrong

Got the ring?

From the #1 name in flatulence odor control products

Flatulence Deodorizer products

...forcefully override the throat's core instinct not to swallow tadpoles or chilled vomit

Crazy Asian Drinks

Saturday, November 13, 2004

Microsoft Photo Story 3 for Windows: make show-n-tell cool again

Microsoft freebie

Coming soon to a TiVo near you

Macrovision DRM software

Hilarious!

RoboDump 1.0

Friday, November 12, 2004

Denise Richards

Her Playboy shoot

Broken link fixed

Hmm, McDonald's is a bit different in Japan

The mascot looks better there

Yasser Arafat's Dark Legacy

Whoops! And on camera, to boot.

Airforce Harrier Falls Out of Sky

WTF?

Psycho clown knows your URL

Oh My God It Burns!

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Yum! I'll take Turkey & Gravy Soda, please

The Jones Soda Co. Holiday Pack � Only Available from Jones!

Like Google, but it speaks the results

Speegle Speak Perfect Web Search.

US News Article | Reuters.com

Ouch that hurts.

Monday, November 08, 2004

Eminem

Sunday, November 07, 2004

Virtual Bartender has the NK chicken beat hands down

Virtual Bartender

Saturday, November 06, 2004

Vagiseal

It stopped her from being a spoogaholic screw puppet

Copiers revenge

Don't kick the copier. It might fight back

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Dan Ratherisms - Election Night Dan Rather Quotes

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

They sell some great pens here. Uh, wait... What is the URL again?

Welcome to Pen Island! Get great pens here!

Sunday, October 31, 2004

Some links for the holiday

Devilstrampingground.com

Flaming Bag of Poo

Masks from Forbes

Saturday, October 30, 2004

The page I found this on asked "why?"

I say, "why not?"

Devionic.com Downloads - Double D

I, Ron Jeremy

He has a blog called I, Ron Jeremy

MS-DOS 7.10 Download

Monica Lewinski

Why she voted Republican this year

Hey ladies! Regret getting that back tattoo?

There is hope!

Thursday, October 28, 2004

Tired of the perfect virtual relationship with your virtual girlfriend?

Then it is time to fire up iBitch

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

What happens when you strip away a movie's title and replace it with a literal description of what its movie poster looks like?

Something Awful

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Bwahahaha!

You should come by tomorrow, I'll be waxing it

Err, uhh...

Can't explain this game

Whoops!

Poopin' Fresh

Idiot points a rifle at SWAT...

with the expected result

Collecting mouse cursors

He was up to 114 when I visited

Showing the PENTHOUSE idiots: HERE'S HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!!

Anna K

If this doorbell was a sheep...

SheepFlossie would have one installed immediately

What's up with Henry Earl?

Henry is the man!

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Simple Share, Easily send and share a file!

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Subservient President..the chicken spoof

Subservient President

Subservient Chicken..Where the Chicken Fight spawned from :)

Subservient Chicken

Chicken Fight!!!! LIVE PPV Nov 5

Chicken Fight

Midway Arcade Treasures 1

Midway has some of their classic games available on their site

Bubbles, Defender, Defender II, Joust, Rampage, Robotron, Satan's Hollow, Sinistar, Spyhunter and Tapper. The quarters are on them, so get ready to burn a bunch of time.

Monday, October 18, 2004

I always thought it was BS

Technology Review: Global Warming Bombshell

Uh, What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas? (This is at Sahara and LV BLVD...if you know Vegas, you can't miss that store)

Consumption Junction, What's Your Dysfunction?

Sunday, October 17, 2004

Who writes this shit?

Jiggly Butt

Saturday, October 16, 2004

Damn

That is an ugly baby

Uh, you feed her and she

poops
Flash
Probably NSFW

Another example of why

I will never understand the Japanese

Friday, October 15, 2004

Gotta love hidious web pages

especially ones that tell you how to make Free Diamonds In YOUR Microwave

Natural Noodling - Car Park Kernoodling

Someone will have to explain Natural Noodling - Car Park Kernoodling to me, I don't get it

Google Desktop Search Download

Googles your hard drive for specified file types

Pretty much guaranteed to cause an epileptic seizure

Mouse over the happy sun

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

She must of really had an itchy box,

she'd walk around ripping at that thing like a kid
opening a present on Christmas day.

I guess this is big in Russia

Pictures of pasta and naked chicks

Nice link you can send to someone...

when they are whining

More unfortunate Asian names

Drop your pants and uhhhhhh

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Innovative advertising

Surprisingly amusing commercial for cleaningsponges

Monday, October 11, 2004

AIM bot on demand

seems to work from a quick test-drive last night

Sure SheepFlossie plays soccer...

But can he outdo Mr Woo?

FlightGear Flight Simulator

Freebie open source flight sim proggie for Windows, Linux and other platforms

TRIGLAV

Simple but interesting game TRIGLAV

Doesn't seem to like Firefox much, so use IE

The periodic table for men

The essential elements of a man's universe

UPS

Consumption Junction, What's Your Dysfunction?

Sunday, October 10, 2004

Just strange...

Who's A Rat - Largest Online Database of Informants and Agents

Whoops

If you run a pay pR0|\| site, remember to not allow the world to do this

I think I've seen this kung fu movie...

on late night TV

Yeah, yeah, you've probably already seen this...

but there is a new item at JibJab.com, Good to be in DC

An oldie, but...

any site that has Super Greg is always worth mentioning

Problems with aliens?

And I don't mean of the illegal type from South America

A little music to have going

next time you have to call outsourced tech support

http://www.foxnews.com - DrunkMen ASCII Browser

If they are publicly traded, time to SHORT SHORT SHORT!

They are gonna be rich by exploiting the cell phone market for pets

Panhandler sign maker

Write out the bum's message with the Panhandler sign maker

Saturday, October 09, 2004

SpoofGuard

A green light / red light toolbar add-on for IE that alerts you to spoofed web sites

Friday, October 08, 2004

Keep the jobs in the US so I can fucking understand you!

::ill Will Press:: NEUROTICALLY YOURS CARTOON: TECH-SUPPORT

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Nice Apple

Picture Show :: Instant Mess

A bit too wired

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Pattsie @ Myspace.com

Good to know that Pattsie @ Myspace.com is looking for a new man

Nigga Hosting dawt Com - Free web hosting for all the brothas out there.

GMail Drive is a Shell Namespace Extension that creates a virtual filesystem around your Google GMail account

allowing you to use GMail as a storage medium.

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

What if one were to make 419 scammers pose for photographs...

....as part of stringing them along?
I know which one SheepFlossie did

More strangeness from

rathergood.com

Bunches of strange flash widgets

www.ertdfgcvb.ch

Drop a load on someone

Actually, you can park files here, up to 100MB each, for others to pick up

NBC Outsources it's IT

Conan O'Brien - NBC IT

Monday, October 04, 2004

Le Prince Bleu

Dunno WTF the point is, but still interesting computer animation

The Message Board For Tacklers Who Are In The Process Of Missing Dante Hall

DANTE HALL IS THE DANTE HALL FOR ME

UNTITELED CODCUMENT!!! by JEFF K!!!!

dodgeball.com :: mobile social software

This is for Atlanta, but they cover other cities, including Houston, Austin, and NYC

Saturday, October 02, 2004

Just what the world needs more of:

Amateur jet propulsion

Building a low speed ramjet engine out of easily obtainable parts, with no welding required.

Thursday, September 30, 2004

AGONIZER

It's bad for your homeowner's insurance

No comment

Can't be described

Here's one way to get some....

HoustonChronicle.com - Fake gynecologist accused of offering free exams

rshot

Somewhat unusual shockwave game

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

DEUTSCHE WELLE now available

in Klingon
Star Trek tardness out of control

You have been warned

Do it yourself recipes for Absinthe

4R3 j00 l33t 3n0u6h...

....t0 u53 th15 v3R510n of Google

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

A gentler, kinder, post from the Sheep. For now. :)

F4 Phantom Jet Hits Concrete Wall at 500 MPH

Monday, September 27, 2004

This is just odd

EatPES - HOME OF THE TWISTED FILMS OF PES

Maybe not the best idea to come out of Google lately

Google Goo

More Foamy goodness

all in one spot

The name of the link says it all

HOW TO HUNT WISCONSIN WHITETAIL DEER WITH A 12 POUND MOUNTAIN HOWITZER CANNON.

Typos in item descriptions on eBay are common...

and they might save you money

Sunday, September 26, 2004

BLOW job...emphasis on BLOW...very very NSFW

Engadget

A gadget blog similar to Gizmodo, Engadget

NASA World Wind

Who knew NASA had software available for download?

Saturday, September 25, 2004

Funny flash about:

outsourcing tech support

Not even going to try to describe this one

Xiola, the Earth Defender

Forget traditional exercise machines

Instead, use the Stripper's Pole

Friday, September 24, 2004

Very Strange

Albino Blacksheep / Flash / Forehead Shavecut

Thursday, September 23, 2004

WTF?!?!

Japanese commercial for Lipton featuring serious WTF?!?!? material

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Our poles are rising...boioioing

CollegeHumor.com : New Funny Pictures, Funny Movies, and Funny Hotlinks Daily!

Craig: Did you sell a pen on ebay?

eBay item 3837676332 (Ends Sep-12-04 11:50:06 PDT) - Jean Pierre Le'pine pen from Ex-Wife

J-List -- You've got a friend in Japan!

Xtreme-Flash.com

Warning: the following flash is extremely graphic and extremely well done

Disturbing Auction..Get..In..My..Belly!

Disturbing Auctions

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Trailer Park Troubadour Airscreamer Guitar

If you are trailer trash and in a band, you need the Trailer Park Troubadour Airscreamer Guitar (518267)

MoreGoogle 1.0 Beta Screensohots - Softpedia

Add preview images to your Google search results with MoreGoogle Beta

Internet Health Report

Amazon.com: Books: How to Good-Bye Depression

Amazon.com: Books: How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Tastes like chicken!

Had lunch yet?

Monday, September 20, 2004

Forgot the password!

Denied: He's having the same problem I am. He forgot the password.

Sunday, September 19, 2004

Foreigners Around The World

More National Lampoon, this time Foreigners Around The World as described by P.J. O'Rourke

And here is a link to more National Lampoon flashbacks

***UPDATE*** National Lampoon seems to have yanked that, but you can find links to it courtesy of John Derbyshire, here

How to drive fast on drugs while getting your wing-wang squeezed and not spill your drink

A little P. J. O'Rourke bit from National Lampoon

Celestia: A 3D Space Simulator

Go zipping around the solar system, and beyond, with Celestia: A 3D Space Simulator

Saturday, September 18, 2004

Strange, dark flash

[ SAW ]

One f***ed-up piece of computer animation

Be patient, as it is a 25MB download

A few more games

ROBO Pinball

Antkendo

Spiders

V-Force

Create your own spam shirt

Pick your shirt size, color, and the spam you want on it

Security freeware

Suggested freeware security widgets

SpywareBlaster prevents the installation of ActiveX-based spyware, adware, browser hijackers, dialers, and other potentially unwanted pests.
Block spyware/tracking cookies in Internet Explorer and Mozilla/Firefox.
Restrict the actions of potentially dangerous sites in Internet Explorer.

Spyware Guard will catch and block spyware before it is executed (EXE and CAB files supported) with signature-based scanning for known spyware and heuristic/generic detection capabilities to catch new/mutated spyware

Prevx stops ‘Zero Day’, Spyware and hack attacks and stops malicious software from installing on your PC

Regprot locks down critical portions of the registry, prompting you when attempts are made to change them

3-D building block flash widget

Do It Yourself - Home Page

Game time

A bunch of time wasting games

Thursday, September 16, 2004

The Virtual Window Project

If you don't like the view out your windows, then do something about it

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Rock and Roll Goodness (Rare!)

Give this a listen. I know you'll like it.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

A little retro game action with Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Pen and Ink Art of Dave Archambault

Amazing what one can do with a sheet of paper and a Bic pen

Soccer - Flash Game

Remember, the object of soccer is to hurt people

BeerAdvocate.com | Join the BEER Revolution!

Mmmm! Beer!

New Changes to the Star Wars Saga

Something Awful has some of the changes we're going to see in the upcoming Star Wars Trilogy release next week on DVD. I can't take credit for this since Binky gave me the URL but I figured I would share with the rest of you.

DON'T CLICK ON THE "WTF" LINK BELOW

It contains a stupid little virus called bloodhound. Symantec picks it up, but the pop ups suck ass.

I'll stick with Soccer fagary as my hobby

Morons

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

index of clips

Probably about half an hour of time wasting flash and windows media files

A Dump Truck and a Concrete Wall Go Head To Head

I forgot this was happening so soon

Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19

A mariachi band at your command

After they stop singing, you can create your own song

Playboy centerfolds

Centerfolds from December 1953 - 2002

Monday, September 13, 2004

EatBabies.com - Got Baby? Get In My Belly!

EatBabies.com - Got Baby?

This one is impossible to describe...

....other than to say that it is a chick going after the world record for back door gang bang

And she is soliciting participants

troubled_windows

Apparently, anime with characters based on various versions of Windows

Who needs a Hummer?

Hummers are for wussies who can't handle a truck like this

2004 Darwin Awards

The 2004 Darwin Awards are out

ylympics

All of the yeti spots games rolled into one

Browser Security Test

Test your browser for known vulnerabilties via this site

Strange as shit dope related oddness

Sizziling bacon flavored rolling papers

Paintball Smackdown

I think we all need one of these:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10554&item=3695608433&rd=1

High Capacity Mags

Ahhh....the sweet sound of gunfire.

Our new children in their plaroom. Woman took pics, hence redeye hell. :P

CompuPic Thumbnail Page

WASH ME!

To the MAN who DID his hoochie on my hood!! \@@/ (PIC) - w4m

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Am I supposed to have a stiffy?

Gettingit.com: My Pussy's On Fire

Friday, September 10, 2004

Apple Rocks

You will need to click on the download link to view Chronic Masterbater

Steve Ballmer Sells Windows 1.0

Albino Blacksheep / Flash / Steve Ballmer Sells Windows 1.0

Thursday, September 09, 2004

Update

I may be in absentia for awhile. Moving the next couple of days back to Tejas. Mucho exitado. Will try to bless all with some props when I can.
Felon.