Banished Words List :: 2005

From Lake Superior State University, please find the Banished Words List :: 2005

This site was more fun when it was less organized

Yet, still presented for your approval. Or not. I don't care, I think it is amusing. Bum Wines

Probably the only money I give to China

And, with a smile on my face. They are legal here in Texas, and New Years means blowing several hundred dollars on Black Cat fireworks. Mostly mortars. Stinks of gunpower around here. Woot!

Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that

Independent Woman - played by kittens - Joel Veitch rathergood.com, music by Elbow
And yes, I know that this is ancient, and that there is newer stuff at rathergood.com, but I still like this one.

Err...

Credit to Sean Gleeson for the widget

Santa Santa Santa Badger Style

I don't get the original either, but here for your holiday amusement is Santa Santa Santa Badger Style

Hat tip

Tip of the hat to Steve's Blog for the mention of Visual Consumer in his blog

Roger L. Simon: Mystery Novelist and Screenwriter

This is one of the blogs I check at least once daily. I found it linked through a post he made on Memeorandum, which is also worth a daily look

I know this is old

But now they sell refrigerator magnets at the Church Sign Generator web site

Yeah, the site is in German

Stop whining about that and go make yourself a funny fake ID

Damn those greedy corporations and Wall St. villains!

The little rat bastards got together and are donating $95 Million in aid to tsunami victims.

Odd bribery for viewership from PBS?

PBS Program Club: Start a Club and they will send you a gift basket from GourmetFoodMall.com

Windows Files Database

WTF is that process? Go look it up at Windows Files Database

What a doofus

Why would the US band with a few other countries to co-ordinate delivering aid to the tsunami victims, instead of going through the UN? Hmm... Perhaps because of little things like the multi-billion dollar Oil for Food scam? Anyway, this whiney internationalist idiotarian is objecting.

Tsunami image overload

NBC10.com - News - Once In A Lifetime: Tsunami Images

Second try at the HP holiday card

Holiday Greetings

Humor mixing Iraq and the biased MSM reporting on it

Can be found here

This moonbat needs punching in the face

You knew the lefty idiotarians would find a way to blame Bush for the earthquake and tidal waves.

Your reading list for today

Done With Mirrors

Victor Davis Hanson Quotes

Iraq through Iraqi's eyes

Cracked Icons

A real American hero

Digital Matrix - AirSnare - Intrusion Detection software

IDS widget for your wireless network

SafeXP

Single GUI of tweaks for Safer XP

S**tBegone Toilet Paper

The product name says it all
The person hawking it is a lefty idiotarian Blue state fucktard, but whatever. Still funny.

Firefox Browser Hacking

Firefox Browser Hacking - Taking Advantage Of Technology

JibJab.com

This is just wrong, and I shouldn't have posted it

Ding, fries are done!

Once again, it is that time of year

Google Suggest beta

As you type, Google will offer suggestions.

Virtual online snowball fight

Select Holiday Game

SPY Hunter

Like the original arcade classic

Christmas Games

Christmas Games

Err, uh...

A very unusual audition tape

Don't throw those nose goblins away quite so fast...

Amazon.com: Books: Boogers Are Blessings

hack a day - www.hackaday.com

Serving up a fresh hack each day

Oh My God It Burns!

Oh My God It Burns! looks like an original Rusty expirement. Like the time he distilled that quacky wine into a brandy of sorts. Hmm.

Midget? Bullfight? Bad idea?

Yeah, bad idea

Someone let SheepFlossie out of his cage again

With the expected result

WWIII in ASCII

feuerfrei

Nuclear sub VR tour

Requires Quicktime VR

Three Minute Web Games

Available on KLorg! Interactive

Auto Express

Now this is just stupid

Critical Section - The Tyranny of Email

One big rule and four guidelines

Yiddish with Dick and Jane

VidLit� - Yiddish with Dick and Jane - An educational recitation from the bestselling parody by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman

Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight - m4m

Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight - m4m. Hmm. This is on a site called Craig's list. No one I know though right?

Ah, yes. Black Friday 2004 is coming up soon!

Black Friday 2004 - The OFFICIAL Site for the Hottest Day of the Year

Internet based hunting?!?!?

CNN.com - That moose may soon be just a mouse click away - Nov 16, 2004

eBay Pulse - : Trends, Hot Picks, Cool Stuff

eBay Pulse - : Trends, Hot Picks, Cool Stuff

She has her good days, and her bad days....

...but we never get tired of looking at Maria

Mug shots - Mugshots.com - Biggest Directory of Mug shots on the internet

Not sure why someone did this

Werewolves of Brooklyn?

Dude has a blog about, uh, being a werewolf...

Some of the worst cultural pandering I've seen

Welcome to McDonald's Asian Pacific Islander Americans - i'm lovin' it!

Use Firefox for this, not IE

Doodie.com: S**t, poop and crap humor

Da whizzles be da shizzles

The new gangsta car

It's PiPi Max! [should be peepee max, IMHO]

Batteries not included, of course

The Ten Worst Media Distortions of Campaign 2004

According to the Media Research Center

FAQ : HURRICANES, TYPHOONS, AND TROPICAL CYCLONES

The short answer to why we don't use nukes to knock them out

Funny viral ad about a wedding gone wrong

Got the ring?

From the #1 name in flatulence odor control products

Flatulence Deodorizer products

...forcefully override the throat's core instinct not to swallow tadpoles or chilled vomit

Crazy Asian Drinks

Microsoft Photo Story 3 for Windows: make show-n-tell cool again

Microsoft freebie

Coming soon to a TiVo near you

Macrovision DRM software

Hilarious!

RoboDump 1.0

Denise Richards

Her Playboy shoot

Broken link fixed

Hmm, McDonald's is a bit different in Japan

The mascot looks better there

Yasser Arafat's Dark Legacy

Yasser Arafat's Dark Legacy

Whoops! And on camera, to boot.

Airforce Harrier Falls Out of Sky

WTF?

Psycho clown knows your URL

Oh My God It Burns!

Oh My God It Burns!

Yum! I'll take Turkey & Gravy Soda, please

The Jones Soda Co. Holiday Pack � Only Available from Jones!

Like Google, but it speaks the results

Speegle Speak Perfect Web Search.

US News Article | Reuters.com

Ouch that hurts.

Eminem

Eminem

Virtual Bartender has the NK chicken beat hands down

Virtual Bartender

Vagiseal

It stopped her from being a spoogaholic screw puppet

Copiers revenge

Don't kick the copier. It might fight back

Dan Ratherisms - Election Night Dan Rather Quotes

Dan Ratherisms - Election Night Dan Rather Quotes

They sell some great pens here. Uh, wait... What is the URL again?

Welcome to Pen Island! Get great pens here!

Some links for the holiday

Devilstrampingground.com

Flaming Bag of Poo

Masks from Forbes

The page I found this on asked "why?"

I say, "why not?"

Devionic.com Downloads - Double D

Devionic.com Downloads - Double D

I, Ron Jeremy

He has a blog called I, Ron Jeremy

MS-DOS 7.10 Download

MS-DOS 7.10 Download

Monica Lewinski

Why she voted Republican this year

Hey ladies! Regret getting that back tattoo?

There is hope!

Tired of the perfect virtual relationship with your virtual girlfriend?

Then it is time to fire up iBitch

What happens when you strip away a movie's title and replace it with a literal description of what its movie poster looks like?

Something Awful

Bwahahaha!

You should come by tomorrow, I'll be waxing it

Err, uhh...

Can't explain this game

Whoops!

Poopin' Fresh

Idiot points a rifle at SWAT...

with the expected result

Collecting mouse cursors

He was up to 114 when I visited

Showing the PENTHOUSE idiots: HERE'S HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!!

Anna K

If this doorbell was a sheep...

SheepFlossie would have one installed immediately

What's up with Henry Earl?

Henry is the man!

Simple Share, Easily send and share a file!

Simple Share, Easily send and share a file!

Subservient President..the chicken spoof

Subservient President

Subservient Chicken..Where the Chicken Fight spawned from :)

Subservient Chicken

Chicken Fight!!!! LIVE PPV Nov 5

Chicken Fight

Midway Arcade Treasures 1

Midway has some of their classic games available on their site

Bubbles, Defender, Defender II, Joust, Rampage, Robotron, Satan's Hollow, Sinistar, Spyhunter and Tapper. The quarters are on them, so get ready to burn a bunch of time.

I always thought it was BS

Technology Review: Global Warming Bombshell

Uh, What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas? (This is at Sahara and LV BLVD...if you know Vegas, you can't miss that store)

Consumption Junction, What's Your Dysfunction?

Who writes this shit?

Jiggly Butt