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I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus
5 years ago
Saturday, February 26, 2005
Google Reviews: Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Wow! Google has movie reviews, for such fine films as Google Reviews: Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Habit Lifter Industries
Here you can find a piece of freeware called RoboJoel, that finds and downloads Internet porn for you. Quoting from their site: Essentially, it's TiVo for porn.
Sunday, February 20, 2005
Why Do We Overcommit?
A project manager I know is getting a copy of Why Do We Overcommit? in her email.
Time for a rant...
A major sandwich chain has a store within our local WallyMart. And it is not McD's, which is odd. I digress.
I like this particular chain of shops. I've eaten at locations from 57th & Lex in Manhattan to Albuquerque, NM. Not bad stuff. The staff just has to follow the simple rules and stack stuff like the pictures / instructions show.
Enter the newly hired 'tard employee. Imagine two index cards. The instructions say to stack the ingredients in alignment with the bread. The 'tard says "Mggunh!!!" and goes 90 degrees off.
You also have a single choice: Your sandwich will be toasted, or it will be toasted.
I related this incident to a co-worker, who asked me why I didn't correct the 'tard.
Clearly, he has not dealt with 'tard fury.
Back in Houston, at a Randall's, I once informed a 'tard bagger that I wanted paper. Not plastic. The horriffic response, including the store filling howl from a maw full of decayed teeth, still haunts me.
I also once witnessed two 'tards in Mortal Combat over the state of a damaged bascart. And was asked repeatedly, as punishment for trying to calm that dispute, if I'd ever seen a donkey.
They are special. Let's confine them to the Special 'tardlympics, and quit putting them in my face.
I like this particular chain of shops. I've eaten at locations from 57th & Lex in Manhattan to Albuquerque, NM. Not bad stuff. The staff just has to follow the simple rules and stack stuff like the pictures / instructions show.
Enter the newly hired 'tard employee. Imagine two index cards. The instructions say to stack the ingredients in alignment with the bread. The 'tard says "Mggunh!!!" and goes 90 degrees off.
You also have a single choice: Your sandwich will be toasted, or it will be toasted.
I related this incident to a co-worker, who asked me why I didn't correct the 'tard.
Clearly, he has not dealt with 'tard fury.
Back in Houston, at a Randall's, I once informed a 'tard bagger that I wanted paper. Not plastic. The horriffic response, including the store filling howl from a maw full of decayed teeth, still haunts me.
I also once witnessed two 'tards in Mortal Combat over the state of a damaged bascart. And was asked repeatedly, as punishment for trying to calm that dispute, if I'd ever seen a donkey.
They are special. Let's confine them to the Special 'tardlympics, and quit putting them in my face.
You can always tell when it is sweeps week for the local TV stations
Because that is the week they all run stories about adult entertainment, of one form or another. Now PBS takes a page from that same playbook, hoping to shore up sagging ratings with frontline: american porn: inside the porn business
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Sunday, February 06, 2005
Share keyboard and mouse between multiple computers of varios OS?
Possible via software called Synergy
Saturday, February 05, 2005
You should not use these to crack a WAP
But here is a handy Index of /tools if one was interested in such
Some people take Star Wars too seriously
Others take pictures of the above, add captions, and make: krautboy: "Women will get sterile just looking at you." - Charles De Mar
Weird
Enter a URL and it creates a plant based on the target site? Or something like that. OrganicHTML
Monday, January 31, 2005
Know the enemy
Terrorists in Iraq use Downs syndrome child as a suicide bomber, according to ThisisLondon
Saturday, January 29, 2005
TouchGraph GoogleBrowser V1.01
Put an URL into this and get a graphical representation of, uh... TouchGraph GoogleBrowser V1.01
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Tomato snobs attack
I found these at Harry's Farmer's Market about a week ago. Tomatos with taste, not like the crappy usual grocery store variety. Now Attack of the Killer Tomato Snobs will ban them
Don't whine - enter a fake zip, DOB and pick your gender
Because everyone loves before and after mug shots of meth users
Doesn't quite fit in the "global warming is bullshit" file...
But an interesting news story from the Irish Examiner
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Unspeakably vile - one of the worst things I've seen on the Internet
You have been so warned. Don't click this
NSFW+++++++++
NSFW+++++++++
Monday, January 24, 2005
Sunday, January 23, 2005
TiVo To Go MPEG2 Decrypting
I have not tested this, but it looks interesting. TiVo To Go MPEG2 Decrypting
Scotland Escorts - Jan - Delightful Escort in Scotland UK
She says her speciality is "oral to completion." You would pretty much have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to do anything else... Jan - Delightful Escort in Scotland UK
Err
Difficult to describe
Yes, that site is full of pop-ups and other crap. Use Firefox and avoid them.
Yes, that site is full of pop-ups and other crap. Use Firefox and avoid them.
Saturday, January 22, 2005
Take Back The News | A News Sharing Community
Take Back The News | A News Sharing Community
Maybe not quite as cool as Memorandum but still worth a look
Maybe not quite as cool as Memorandum but still worth a look
Friday, January 21, 2005
Ack!!! Attack of David Hasselhoff
Buncha damn geriatric punks ...
Looks dirty, but it really isn't. Just damn strange.
Looks dirty, but it really isn't. Just damn strange.
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Great Mobile Homes of Mississippi - The Trailer Park
Yes it is old, but how many people have not yet seen Great Mobile Homes of Mississippi - The Trailer Park
What was that Zappa song?
Something about huskies and yellow snow. Write your name in the snow with pee
This is either a freaky scientific advance, or sheer nuttery
Worth a read, in either case, is Angel Light
Way to go!!!
That is what you get when you solve the FEMA TSUNAMI GAME
I'm glad my tax dollars are hard at work here. How about you?
I'm glad my tax dollars are hard at work here. How about you?
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
The Stonehenge Pocket Watch
Even more low tech than the nixie tube wrist watch I posted the other day. The Stonehenge Pocket Watch works about like you'd expect
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Fight ! Kikkoman
Yes, this is old. But it amazes me how often something like this hasn't been seen by tons of people
Fight ! Kikkoman
Fight ! Kikkoman
Toilet sprayed to stop drug users
Hmm... According to this, spraying WD40 on toilet seats stops people from sniffing cocaine off of them
Welcome to Moe's!!!
Posted because the restaurant, being sued for misappropriating Jerry Garcia's image, is here in Atlanta, which may be of interest to some of my co-workers. Others may freely ignore CNN.com - Jerry Garcia's heirs sue over burrito chain's use of his image - Jan 13, 2005
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