Sunday, April 19, 2009

Trucker FAIL!

One word + one picture says it all

A bill is expected to be introduced to Congress this week that would force retailers like eBay and Amazon.com to start collecting sales taxes


Call your congress-critter and raise hell!

California man pleads no contest in selling of daughter for $16,000


Seven years in jail, followed by deportation back to Mexico.

Nasty prank gone wrong


Warning: very gross!

Too short!

Please, no! Tell me this doesn't really happen!


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Economics Lesson



Today is the day I stop tipping. I'm usually at 20%, but now I'm going to leave one of these Obama Dollars instead, with a short note on the back explaining that Obama took away the money I'd normally tip with. While this may seem a bit cruel, it makes the point that when the government takes from someone, it impacts everyone. Most people who receive tips are in some kind of service industry, are generally not highly compensated, and are at an economic tier that tends to support Obama and benefit from his "spreading the wealth around", so I think they are the appropriate targets for my "social activism." And if they bitch about it, I'll point out that this is a "teaching moment", and they should be thanking me for the economics lesson.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Warning FAIL!

"The nagging stops when the bars slam shut!"

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Happy Easter!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

All Hail


There was hail here yesterday evening. Tornadoes in the area too, but all I got was hail. Like this specimen.

Cat Logic


This is my cat, Bitey. That is the cat bed I bought over two months ago, a couple of days before I adopted him from the shelter. Today is the *first day* he has ever crashed out in it. I guess that makes sense somehow, in cat logic.

Americans will pay more in taxes than they will spend on food, clothing and housing combined. Except for these guys.

I didn't know they had an organization


blatantly stolen from

THE SCARIEST WORKPLACE TRAINING VIDEO EVER


Warning: simulated injuries, kinda gross

Cynical advice, indeed

Leningrad Cowboys & Red Army Choir - SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Honeymoon is Over Downs


Warning: rough language

That's about how it seems so far...


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This will come in handy for some email at work next week...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot


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Mrs. Humpty Dumpty?


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Get Rich Slow

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Cake FAIL!

I never doubted it

Whisky Tango Foxtrot!

Run!


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6 minutes of Darwin Award candidates

No thanks!

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Saturday, March 28, 2009

What did you do during Earth Hour?



I turned on every light in my 2600 square foot house, and the ones outside too. Earth Hour is just hippie dippy gaia worship BS.

Visit on the next earth day, and we can celebrate the annual "Burning of the Styrofoam Ice Chest."

This blog is about rap and hip-hop lyrics that are absolutely absurd, ludicrous, nonsensical, ridiculous, basic, basically stupid, basically bad...

Please allow 30 days...


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Those crazy Japanese