Saturday, February 06, 2010

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Nice


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Monday, February 01, 2010

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Another review

This is actually a reasonable substitute for a 40 watt incandescent bulb. I've been playing with LED bulbs for years. Most of them are crap. This one is actually decent. It is like $40, plus shipping, so probably doesn't make economic sense. Nonetheless, a toy I have reviewed and do approve of. It can be dimmed somewhat, but cuts out if you go below a certain voltage.

Nice light, good color.

Suppah

Serious seafood jones going the last couple of days. Last night, I had crab cakes at a place I won't mention. They were complete crap. The crab was barely detectable, the "cake" was grainy and bland. It was just really bad. So tonight, I retailed several items and put them to the test.

First up:



Prep: 5/5 - throw the bag in and nuke it
Taste: 3/5 - mall food court [in my humble opinion]
Texture: 2/5 - no me gusto

I lived on the Gulf Coast for 20 years, years ago, and I have pretty high standards on shrimp. This didn't meet those. I digress. I still ate most of it. Working out drives my appetite.

Next up:



Cioppino:

Prep: 5/5 - easy, just dump into a pan and heat
Taste: 4/5 - needed salt, but good flavor otherwise
Texture: 4/5 - too many mussels that were like tennis shoe soles

Handy cakes:

Prep: 5/5 - easy, dump 'em in the oven [cheat and finish with the broiler]
Taste: 5/5 - good stuff!
Texture: 5/5 - mostly crab and shrimp, but the cake was good too

Both of these were good. The cioppino was typical Whole Foods, in that it needed salt. All their store brand stuff does. But once added, it was quite tasty. Nice aroma, had my cat doing back flips in the kitchen begging for a taste.

The Handy crab / shrimp cakes were quite nice. They were mostly crab and shrimp, and not much cake. What cake there was had a good texture, like stuffing from Thanksgiving. Not like eating raw cornmeal, reference the earlier mentioned bad crab cakes.

Only thing the Handy crab / shrimp cakes needed was some dressing up with lemon juice, followed by chipotle mayo, and they were good to go.

Guess what someone is selling on Etsy?

This is just wrong

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Wired up kitteh

Captioned hottie for Duane at work

Classy

Long, but gets funnier and funnier along the way

Statistics


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"You naughty load of cake sauce!"

ROFL!


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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Eh?

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Uh, NO!


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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Yep

Yikes!

I question this.

HAH!


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Bet this is taken down within 24 hours

Wait, what?!?

Class and girth - Duane at work would fall in love immediately

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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Tuesday, January 19, 2010


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Monday, January 18, 2010

Death in the family

Had a death in the family, so no posts this weekend. I was out of state doing the funeral thing.

Posts may commence sometime this week. This coming weekend at the latest.

Patsy, may you rest in peace.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

WTF?!?

Heh

Yo


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Sparkling


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Saturday, January 09, 2010

Caturday special

Classy


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I'm so going to do this!

Holy crap!


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Friday, January 01, 2010

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Yep!

Hipsters are like that, ya' know

Uh, what?

Joke

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

Yikes!

Consistent, at least

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