The summoning...

Fiesta is a grocery store chain in Texas, in case you were wondering.

Hmm...

WTF?!?

Linked here

Random stuff

5 mile run this afternoon.  I'm not fast, but  a wee smidge under 48 minutes total time is pretty sweet for me for 5 miles.  PR on the 5 mile pace.

DVD of the night was the Book of Eli.  Not a bad yarn.

My Cat Bitey

Bitey's favorite flavor:  whatever he isn't supposed to be chewing on.  Today, the flavor is Frasier Fur Christmas tree.

Bitey's favorite place to sleep:  wherever he isn't supposed to be sleeping.  Today, it is a pile of wool sweaters assembled for a trip to the dry cleaners.

Why not bacon flavor, damnit!

Redneck win?

Exactly!

Hmm...

Explain this

Hmm...

Well?

Meanwhile, in Russia...

Wait, what?!?

Classy

Please...

Nice

Good point

The ankle bracelet is a nice touch...

Thinking outside the box!

Usually don't like the Paranoid Parrot meme, but this one made me laugh

Exactly!

Time for cuddles...

Indeed

Explain, please?

Message from your boss

Well?

Wait, what?!?

I may be wrong, but I think the one on the right was 'shopped...

Words fail me...

Oh hell no!

Free advice...

...

Breaking news

Thought for today

You may be a redneck, but are you *this* redneck?

I have no counter argument here...

Pika pika?

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Ouch

One

ROFL!

44,444

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Heh!

Snicker

Uh, no.

Slow...

Thought for the day

WTF?!?