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When he gets to be middle aged...

All the time

You now have the Doctor Who theme playing in your head

FYI

That'd be a worthwhile upgrade

I want this because of reasons

Wait, what?!?

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Such a deal

Took me a couple of seconds

Sneaky

Litter vigilante

Might think about a different name

Wut?!?

FYI

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Go figure

WTF?!?

Hotdog eating contest

That wasn't thought out

Just an elephant digging the tunes

Check

Priorities

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Classy

There's a story behind every sign

Pretty much

More creative than "WASH ME"

Werewolf or Swearwolf?

Took her long enough

Evil bastage

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Yep

Sure seems like it

Classy

Pretty much

That makes me woozy

O_O

Classy

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Might have a tiny bit of a hoarding problem there

Uh...

Looks legit

That's just evil

Someone was bored

Pretty much