That explains a lot...

“Perhaps the most important revelation in human split-brain research is precisely this: that the left cerebral hemisphere of humans is prone to fabricating verbal narratives that do not necessarily accord with the truth."

--Antonio Damasio

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Meanwhile, in Alabama

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Meanwhile, in New Jersey

Pretty much

That's actually a universal unit of measure

O_o

O_O

I'm at a loss for words

Classy

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Nice

Wow

Hmm...

Go figure

I'm suddenly hungry now

Nicely done

Heh

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