Friday, December 31, 2004

This site was more fun when it was less organized

Yet, still presented for your approval. Or not. I don't care, I think it is amusing. Bum Wines

Probably the only money I give to China

And, with a smile on my face. They are legal here in Texas, and New Years means blowing several hundred dollars on Black Cat fireworks. Mostly mortars. Stinks of gunpower around here. Woot!

Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that

Independent Woman - played by kittens - Joel Veitch rathergood.com, music by Elbow
And yes, I know that this is ancient, and that there is newer stuff at rathergood.com, but I still like this one.

Err...


Credit to Sean Gleeson for the widget

Santa Santa Santa Badger Style

I don't get the original either, but here for your holiday amusement is Santa Santa Santa Badger Style

Hat tip

Tip of the hat to Steve's Blog for the mention of Visual Consumer in his blog

Roger L. Simon: Mystery Novelist and Screenwriter

This is one of the blogs I check at least once daily. I found it linked through a post he made on Memeorandum, which is also worth a daily look

I know this is old

But now they sell refrigerator magnets at the Church Sign Generator web site

Yeah, the site is in German

Stop whining about that and go make yourself a funny fake ID

Damn those greedy corporations and Wall St. villains!

The little rat bastards got together and are donating $95 Million in aid to tsunami victims.

Odd bribery for viewership from PBS?

PBS Program Club: Start a Club and they will send you a gift basket from GourmetFoodMall.com

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Windows Files Database

WTF is that process? Go look it up at Windows Files Database

What a doofus

Why would the US band with a few other countries to co-ordinate delivering aid to the tsunami victims, instead of going through the UN? Hmm... Perhaps because of little things like the multi-billion dollar Oil for Food scam? Anyway, this whiney internationalist idiotarian is objecting.

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Tsunami image overload

NBC10.com - News - Once In A Lifetime: Tsunami Images

Second try at the HP holiday card

Holiday Greetings

Humor mixing Iraq and the biased MSM reporting on it

Can be found here

This moonbat needs punching in the face

You knew the lefty idiotarians would find a way to blame Bush for the earthquake and tidal waves.

Sunday, December 12, 2004

SafeXP

Single GUI of tweaks for Safer XP

Saturday, December 11, 2004

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Don't throw those nose goblins away quite so fast...

Amazon.com: Books: Boogers Are Blessings

hack a day - www.hackaday.com

Serving up a fresh hack each day

Oh My God It Burns!

Oh My God It Burns! looks like an original Rusty expirement. Like the time he distilled that quacky wine into a brandy of sorts. Hmm.

Friday, November 26, 2004

Friday, November 19, 2004

Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight - m4m

Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight - m4m. Hmm. This is on a site called Craig's list. No one I know though right?

Monday, November 08, 2004

Eminem

Eminem

Saturday, November 06, 2004

Vagiseal

It stopped her from being a spoogaholic screw puppet

Copiers revenge

Don't kick the copier. It might fight back

Thursday, October 28, 2004

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Subservient President..the chicken spoof

Subservient President

Subservient Chicken..Where the Chicken Fight spawned from :)

Subservient Chicken

Chicken Fight!!!! LIVE PPV Nov 5

Chicken Fight

Midway Arcade Treasures 1

Midway has some of their classic games available on their site

Bubbles, Defender, Defender II, Joust, Rampage, Robotron, Satan's Hollow, Sinistar, Spyhunter and Tapper. The quarters are on them, so get ready to burn a bunch of time.

Sunday, October 17, 2004

Saturday, October 16, 2004

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Innovative advertising

Surprisingly amusing commercial for cleaningsponges

Monday, October 11, 2004

AIM bot on demand

seems to work from a quick test-drive last night

Sure SheepFlossie plays soccer...

But can he outdo Mr Woo?

FlightGear Flight Simulator

Freebie open source flight sim proggie for Windows, Linux and other platforms

TRIGLAV

Simple but interesting game TRIGLAV

Doesn't seem to like Firefox much, so use IE

The periodic table for men

The essential elements of a man's universe

UPS

Consumption Junction, What's Your Dysfunction?

Sunday, October 10, 2004

Just strange...

Who's A Rat - Largest Online Database of Informants and Agents

Whoops

If you run a pay pR0|\| site, remember to not allow the world to do this

I think I've seen this kung fu movie...

on late night TV

Yeah, yeah, you've probably already seen this...

but there is a new item at JibJab.com, Good to be in DC

An oldie, but...

any site that has Super Greg is always worth mentioning

Problems with aliens?

And I don't mean of the illegal type from South America

A little music to have going

next time you have to call outsourced tech support

http://www.foxnews.com - DrunkMen ASCII Browser

http://www.foxnews.com - DrunkMen ASCII Browser

If they are publicly traded, time to SHORT SHORT SHORT!

They are gonna be rich by exploiting the cell phone market for pets

Panhandler sign maker

Write out the bum's message with the Panhandler sign maker

Saturday, October 09, 2004

SpoofGuard

A green light / red light toolbar add-on for IE that alerts you to spoofed web sites

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Nice Apple

Picture Show :: Instant Mess

A bit too wired

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Saturday, October 02, 2004

Just what the world needs more of:

Amateur jet propulsion

Building a low speed ramjet engine out of easily obtainable parts, with no welding required.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

DEUTSCHE WELLE now available

in Klingon
Star Trek tardness out of control

You have been warned

Do it yourself recipes for Absinthe

4R3 j00 l33t 3n0u6h...

....t0 u53 th15 v3R510n of Google

Sunday, September 26, 2004

BLOW job...emphasis on BLOW...very very NSFW

Engadget

A gadget blog similar to Gizmodo, Engadget

NASA World Wind

Who knew NASA had software available for download?

Saturday, September 25, 2004

Friday, September 24, 2004

Thursday, September 23, 2004

WTF?!?!

Japanese commercial for Lipton featuring serious WTF?!?!? material

Monday, September 20, 2004

Forgot the password!

Denied: He's having the same problem I am. He forgot the password.

Sunday, September 19, 2004

Foreigners Around The World

More National Lampoon, this time Foreigners Around The World as described by P.J. O'Rourke

And here is a link to more National Lampoon flashbacks

***UPDATE***  National Lampoon seems to have yanked that, but you can find links to it courtesy of John Derbyshire, here

How to drive fast on drugs while getting your wing-wang squeezed and not spill your drink

A little P. J. O'Rourke bit from National Lampoon

Celestia: A 3D Space Simulator

Go zipping around the solar system, and beyond, with Celestia: A 3D Space Simulator

Saturday, September 18, 2004

Strange, dark flash

[ SAW ]

One f***ed-up piece of computer animation

Be patient, as it is a 25MB download

A few more games

ROBO Pinball

Antkendo

Spiders

V-Force

Yet more games

at Neodelight

Create your own spam shirt

Pick your shirt size, color, and the spam you want on it

Security freeware

Suggested freeware security widgets

SpywareBlaster prevents the installation of ActiveX-based spyware, adware, browser hijackers, dialers, and other potentially unwanted pests.
Block spyware/tracking cookies in Internet Explorer and Mozilla/Firefox.
Restrict the actions of potentially dangerous sites in Internet Explorer.

Spyware Guard will catch and block spyware before it is executed (EXE and CAB files supported) with signature-based scanning for known spyware and heuristic/generic detection capabilities to catch new/mutated spyware

Prevx stops ‘Zero Day’, Spyware and hack attacks and stops malicious software from installing on your PC

Regprot locks down critical portions of the registry, prompting you when attempts are made to change them

3-D building block flash widget

Do It Yourself - Home Page

Game time

A bunch of time wasting games

Thursday, September 16, 2004

The Virtual Window Project

If you don't like the view out your windows, then do something about it

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Rock and Roll Goodness (Rare!)

Give this a listen. I know you'll like it.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

A little retro game action with Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Pen and Ink Art of Dave Archambault

Amazing what one can do with a sheet of paper and a Bic pen

Soccer - Flash Game

Remember, the object of soccer is to hurt people

BeerAdvocate.com | Join the BEER Revolution!

Mmmm! Beer!

New Changes to the Star Wars Saga

Something Awful has some of the changes we're going to see in the upcoming Star Wars Trilogy release next week on DVD. I can't take credit for this since Binky gave me the URL but I figured I would share with the rest of you.

DON'T CLICK ON THE "WTF" LINK BELOW

It contains a stupid little virus called bloodhound. Symantec picks it up, but the pop ups suck ass.

I'll stick with Soccer fagary as my hobby

Morons

Monday, September 13, 2004

EatBabies.com - Got Baby? Get In My Belly!

EatBabies.com - Got Baby?

This one is impossible to describe...

....other than to say that it is a chick going after the world record for back door gang bang

And she is soliciting participants

troubled_windows

Apparently, anime with characters based on various versions of Windows

Who needs a Hummer?

Hummers are for wussies who can't handle a truck like this

2004 Darwin Awards

The 2004 Darwin Awards are out

ylympics

All of the yeti spots games rolled into one

Browser Security Test

Test your browser for known vulnerabilties via this site

Strange as shit dope related oddness

Sizziling bacon flavored rolling papers

Paintball Smackdown

I think we all need one of these:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10554&item=3695608433&rd=1

High Capacity Mags

Ahhh....the sweet sound of gunfire.

Our new children in their plaroom. Woman took pics, hence redeye hell. :P

CompuPic Thumbnail Page

WASH ME!

To the MAN who DID his hoochie on my hood!! \@@/ (PIC) - w4m

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Friday, September 10, 2004

Apple Rocks

You will need to click on the download link to view Chronic Masterbater

Steve Ballmer Sells Windows 1.0

Albino Blacksheep / Flash / Steve Ballmer Sells Windows 1.0

Thursday, September 09, 2004

Update

I may be in absentia for awhile. Moving the next couple of days back to Tejas. Mucho exitado. Will try to bless all with some props when I can.
Felon.

Late night with Barbie

Are You Ready

Smelly robot eats flies to generate its own power

Downside being, it must smell horrible to attract them

Just for Flossie

For when you are Lonely

Tons of Ali G and Triumph the Insult dog videos...

....available for download here

via Ultimate Insult

I'm not really sure what to say about this

My Dark Horse is Horny

P1kA Ow3nd

P1ka 0w3nd

This should be easy for the geeks

Can you name the sound of the Game

Pillows of Goodness

Is there such a thing as too Big

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Who Makes The Most Reliable Car?

Who Makes The Most Reliable Car?

University of Nigeria - Creators of Advanced Fee Methodology and More

University of Nigeria - Creators of Advanced Fee Methodology and More

Must see flash!

Flash taking an amusing crap on comic book super heros

Uhh, WTF?!?

Click on the japanese characters underneath where it says "enter tokyoplastic" to see it

Guy dies after falling off the roof...

while jacking off in a lawn chair

Bitey of Brackenwood

Amusing flash stuff

Throw the Jew Down The Well (Ali G)

Throw The Jew Down The Well

Aks Jeeves...

What if you took the happy, fat butler from Ask Jeeves and replaced him with an angry black guy?

(Don't anyone dare outbid me) eBay item 3697854256 (Ends Sep-12-04 19:18:44 PDT) - Serta Sheep Mattress Funny Farm Animal Life Size Cute

eBay item 3697854256 (Ends Sep-12-04 19:18:44 PDT) - Serta Sheep Mattress Funny Farm Animal Life Size Cute

Temple of Black Jesus: 40oz of Salvation! (Test of Auto Blog)

Temple of Black Jesus: 40oz of Salvation!

Of course, I have to plug my brother's band...

Rage Against Martin Sheen

Amatuer Nuclear Fusion - nuclear fusion in your own basement

Of course! Why didn't I think of this?

This is a Sheep Test of the Negro Kung Fu System. This is only a test

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_37913.wmv

Isn't this nice

It's nice to have a place to that I will be able to express my
self and offend others at the same time.

Testes one, two

Visual Consumer
Testes one two three

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

More game linkage - this one has promise

AnandTech - Free Full Computer Games

Homeland Security Simon

A version of Simon based on Homeland Security Alert levels

via presurfer

Random games

PADI Skydiver

Cave Racer

Doomed

WTF?!? NSFW Star Trek abuse

The person who did this clearly has issues

Hippie Goddess - NSFW!

Hippie Goddess

I don't think they are gonna have many takers for this crappy pron, but I guess it is about as close to work as hippies ever get

Kick ass robots!

OnRobo

Make sure to check out the robotic lawn mowers