Danzig + Shakira = LOL

Imagine that

"Sergeant Crowley, the sole class act in this trio, helps the handicapped Professor Gates down the stairs, while Barack Obama, heedless of the infirmities of his friend and fellow victim of self-defined racial profiling, strides ahead on his own. So who is compassionate? And who is so self-involved and arrogant that he is oblivious?"

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Damn mimes messing up traffic again

Every place I've ever worked had this same brand in the restrooms

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Gentlemen...

Obuma wants in your pocket, just like Obama...

Old but still funny

Obamacare for seniors, in a nutshell...

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Only retards by BBQ ones.

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Damn, girl

I'll be looking for these next Easter

Thanks but I'll skip that

They got owned...

Sometimes, the old solutions are the best solutions...

Take his word for it...

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Unmotivational

Concise...

Hey look, a present from your grands

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, ceiling cat edition

Nice one from Knuckledraggin my life away

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Wait, remind me where that whole "Health Care" idea came from? Oh, and the end result is in the pic from the previous post...

HOLY 5H1T!

Gets the point across even if the kids can't read...

"I'll speak with your mama outside!"

If my cat ever does this, I *will* stop drinking...