Fire Trek? Star Fly?

Yep

Hmm...

Interesting question...

Exactly

:-)

Mmm, bacon!

You're screwed now!

Nice!

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Boo!

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Even if they were not trying to, or it was the last thing they wanted to do...

sonofabitch

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Some things can never be unseen

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Explain this

A simple truth

Rank has its privileges

And add, not see the irony in it...

Yikes!

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Words fail me

Wut?!?

Well?

That explains it

True, speaking for myself and some events from a couple of months ago

Perspective

Meanwhile in Japan...

Hang on, let me think for a second. Uh, NO!

Yep

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Nice!

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Nasa scientists braced for 'solar tsunami' to hit earth as early as Tuesday...

Story here

Might work, but I usually just argue with them after inviting them in and presenting them with good single malt Scotch...

Saving as a response to the next really stupid email I get

Indeed!

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Yeah, well...

Damnit, they just don't make washing machines like they used to

Just a reminder of what awaits you on Monday

Read the fine print...

click the image to enlarge it so you can, hint hint, read the fine print

Acronym

Quite clever!

Think about it...

Yep

Words fail me

Not to make light of the story, but Antoine Dodson = LOL!

Now with Auto-Tune:

And they look so nice!

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Predator...

WTF?!?

If you don't watch Pawn Stars, you won't get this

Yikes!