Cats everywhere are jealous

Exactly

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Meanwhile, at Whole Foods

Wait, what?!?

Drunk Level: Russian

What's his name again?

Lucky pedestrians

That wasn't thought out

Classy

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Insanity Wolf resurfaces

Meanwhile, in North Korea

Darwin Award Candidate

O_O

Yikes!

Pretty much

That'll work

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Classy

When someone "Can't even..."

Just a monkey sliding down a stair rail

Wut?!?

Boing, boing, boing!

Hmm...

Yep!

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Hobbit...

O_O

Just a puppy playing with a ferret

No idea on this one

Spiffy

Classy

Good question

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Classy

Hmm...

Darwin Award Candidate

Wut?!?

Just Grumpy Cat with a paintball gun

Can't be unseen

Wait, what?!?

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Yep

No doubt

Pretty much

Looks legit

Wonder how many tries that took

That's just creepy