Visual Consumer: Explain this

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

db3ll said...: well, you see, it's a crude gravestone indicating that a man, whose identity is lost to time, traded his life for ingesting delicious library paste around 1908. In 1908, library paste had more lead in it than current paste (except the Chinese "Emler's Liboby Patse", which is 99% lead and one percent drywall dust that contains lead. You can get it at Harbor Freight, it has a two headed cow on the label). Now, you must understand, this man was (in fact) a time traveler who came from the year 2060. In 2060, the entire food dodecahedron is comprised of library paste; this man was simply attempting to eat healthily, and, as is often the case, it killed him. However, since he was able to prove that he was a magic robot/lion by predicting a solar eclipse, the townspeople gnawed (out of marble) that marker and then stuccoed it with the paste that was his undoing. Also, in 1908, they used rocks as money to bribe the ferryman who floats you over the Ganges on a giant turd; this is why there are so many rocks at the base, for FutureRobotLionPasteMan to use as currency in the afterlife. Axplained!; 8:23 PM
SanyoSoup said...: I thought it was the river Styx...???; 8:55 PM
db3ll said...: It's the band Styx. Whence did you think the "Mr. Roboto" concept came?

"Secret Secret! I've got a secret!"; 6:16 PM